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Smells like Alaska. Or what you imagine Alaska smells like while you re watching reality TV and eating Cheetos on the recliner. We think it probably smells like wet bear fur and salmon, or a toasty campfire in the middle of a blizzard. Our Soap for A Man s Man smells more like the latter…
Let s unpack this. And by that, I mean let s unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We ve got our own girl gang and we don t need any new members. So drink…
Wait, “spirit” or “spirits”? Because if you re talking Christmas spirits, I m down for a an apple pie moonshine stat. Or at least a shot of bourbon. Heck, I ll take anything you ve got at this point. My Christmas spirit may be currently low on the holly jolly scale, but dump some cocktails…
Real men have curves. And now there’s no reason to feel guilty! Thanks to an incredible development in the “hot guy” category, Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you. And everyone knows 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday Cake Oreos. At…
It s ten a.m. somewhere. Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don t feel guilty about it. It s exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don t want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway. Mojito Scented Net Weight:…
Ho ho hoooo! You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It s why they call it the most magical time of the year. And when I saw this candle, I immediately thought of you. Who wouldn t? When it comes to hoeing, you re up there with the best of them….
Fresh Fruit Scented Fragrance: Black Raspberry Vanilla Net Weight: 6 oz
No, really. It s fine. I m totally not going to write anything for this soap. It s fine. I m sure you re fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it s fine. Not payback or anything….
Who let her in here? Damn, we were all just minding our own businesses behind masks and politeness distances at Trader Joe s and in stormed THIS walking can of hair spray. She startled me so much I dropped my non-dairy oat beverage, which you know is vital to my health after that last bout…
Congratulations. You’re the world’s okayest mom! I’d get you a mug, but you know I swore off giving gifts years ago after Sue Ellen from high school forgot to publicly wish me a “Happy Birthday” on Facebook and destroyed my love of holidays forever. But let’s face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, with…
I m *cough* super sick Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It s just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week … in…
I m not one to brag. And that s just one of the reasons I m the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I m not supposed to tell you that. I hear you re pretty fragile. And that…
See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn t have a care in the world? Yep, that s me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I m telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She s the breadwinner around here and I m a-ok with that….
None to give. We hear you. You re so over it you can t even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn t give a F. We know. None to give….
Ain t My First Rodeo: Wrangle those thirst cravings with style! Our Ain t My First Rodeo Glass Can is the perfect partner for seasoned sippers. 🤠🥤 #RodeoReady #SipLikeAPro -Latte Glass -Beer Glass Can -16oz -Bamboo Lid – Straw -Dishwasher Safe
Bad Bitch Energy Pink Grapefruit Bath Salts. Looking for a thoughtful gift that will help them decompress after a long day and bring a laugh? Our Bad Bitch Energy Grapefruit Bath Salts can deliver both. Ships Fast and Free. 12oz bag. • Cruelty Free • Women Owned and Operated Premium Ingredients Pink Grapefruit – This…
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